Uni employee offered forged degrees for sexual favours

Monday, 8 February, 2010

Recruited volunteers for a “pain management study”
Used them to fulfil his ‘spanking fetish’

Former University Registrar Karl Woodgett has been given a nine month suspended sentence and been ordered to do two hundred hours community service for forging university degree certificates, which he offered to women in return for sexual favours.

Opinion

Is shock journalism giving Britain cancer?

Monday, 8 February, 2010

Impact is mercifully free of shock journalism, retaining a common sense for which I can only be thankful, but all too often our most influential and widely followed news sources resort to scare tactics in order to compete with their rivals.

University politics: why you should care

Monday, 8 February, 2010

A few months ago, in the bygone days of Semester One, I got word from a couple of independent sources that certain actions by the University could be seen, from one perspective at least, as elitist and to the detriment of students and student groups. I and a couple of friends therefore went on a little investigation to see if we could find whether there was any truth in this, or not. At the very least, we wanted to ascertain what was happening and why.

Features

My Quest for True Love

Monday, 8 February, 2010

When I’m bored, or procrastinating or insomnious or waiting for the kettle to boil, the cookies to bake or the Yorkshires to rise, I often let my mind wander and ponder the philosophical questions to which I will never be able to come up with a rational answer which I can be certain is accurate. Think of Amelie -- at the beginning of the film by the same name -- her fleeting mind trying to fathom just how many people in Paris are experiencing an orgasm in that very moment.

Sexperts

Springtime, sexy time
Monday, 8 February, 2010

Springtime, sexytime

Did you wake up this morning feeling all excited? We did - for it is the first day of semester deux, and do you know what that means? It means no more exams, no more being stuck inside because of the Big Freeze, no more watching chick flicks and secretly hoping for Mr Darcy to come and rescue you. It is time to get out there and take the matters into your own hands: if you didn't find the perfect boy or girlfriend in the autumn, now is your chance! It is officially Spring, the best season of all! Let the Sexperts tell you why that is...

1. Valentine's Day

Ents

The Good, The Bad & The Oscars

A Special edition of irreverent ents news, taking a look at the glitz and the glamour of The Oscars
Monday, 8 February, 2010

The Good, The Bad & The Oscars
Hello, and welcome to a very special The Good, The Bad & The Ugly. Yes, roll out the red carpet, hire yourself a white tuxedo and make sure you’ve got that tit tape firmly stuck down because the Oscar nominations have hit town and we’re taking some very personal looks at what we think is good, bad or ugly.

Gina Reay, Foreign Correspondent

The Good:

Ents News: The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

Featuring Dion Dublin's cock, some phoney writing about some no mark writer, and something frankly horrifying.
Monday, 8 February, 2010

The Good
Quote of the week goes to Dion Dublin, ex-International footballer, and proud owner of a cock that Sir Alex Ferguson once described as ‘magnificent’ (Ed: Can we print that!?). Talking about his latest venture, the percussion instrument hilariously entitled ‘The Dube’, he revealed just how he made it: “I literally went to Jewson and got some off-cuts of wood - I bought a hammer and some nails and I made a cube.” Fascinating stuff. We say this every week, but this time we are pretty sure that the end days are upon us.

The Bad

Science

Puzzle corner

Monday, 8 February, 2010

“Conversational learning occurs within two distinct but interconnected temporal dimensions; linear time and cyclical time. The discursive process is guided by linear time, whereas the recursive process follows a rhythm of cyclical time. The discursive process is an epistemological manifestation of individuals’ ideas and experiences that are made explicit in conversations...

Love: a mental illness

Monday, 8 February, 2010

Matt Groening and Nietzsche don’t have a great deal in common, other than being the originators of my favourite quotes on love (see boxes). As they pointed out, love can cause incredible suffering, and robs people of their rationality (indeed it’s been described as a mental illness; sufferers exhibit brain patterns similar to those seen in drug addiction and obsessive compulsive disorder). How could something so destructive persist for so long, when, for example, bower birds manage perfectly well under the Warren Beatty school of drive-by shagging?

Sport

Nominations for Blues Awards set to open

Monday, 8 February, 2010

Nominations for the Blues Awards will open from Monday 8 February.

The Blues Awards are a formal celebration of the achievements of the University’s sportsmen and women over the past year, as well as recognition of the commitment of individuals to sport at the University of Bath.

The 37th Annual Awards Dinner, at which the awards will be presented, will take place at the Assembly Rooms on May 12th.

Fighting Spirit

Bath Kickboxers strike gold, silver and bronze at British championships
Monday, 8 February, 2010

Last Semester, Bath University Kickboxing showed fighting spirit by competing in 2 competitions. In November Bath University hosted the PUMA British championships, which is an annual event for both Taewkando and Kickboxing martial artists from across the South of England. Our own Kickboxing club showed support for the event by sending 18 people to compete in both point-stop and continuous categories of sparring.

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