The Good
Quote of the week goes to Dion Dublin, ex-International footballer, and proud owner of a cock that Sir Alex Ferguson once described as ‘magnificent’ (Ed: Can we print that!?). Talking about his latest venture, the percussion instrument hilariously entitled ‘The Dube’, he revealed just how he made it: “I literally went to Jewson and got some off-cuts of wood - I bought a hammer and some nails and I made a cube.” Fascinating stuff. We say this every week, but this time we are pretty sure that the end days are upon us.
The Bad
“The first thing you'll probably want to know is where he was born, and what his lousy childhood was like, and how his parents were occupied and all before they had him, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap”. Thus begins our eulogy to JD Salinger, the reclusive American author who penned one of the great works of the 20th Century, Catcher In The Rye, along with numerous other excellent short stories. Genuinely, this is yet another extremely sad loss. As we started with a quote, we’ll end with another, our editors personal favourite on the subject of those elusive females: “I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are.”
The Ugly
This genuinely defies belief, but Miley Cyrus’ 9 year old sister Noah (Ed: ‘the hell kinda name is that?) has announced she intends to launch a lingerie line for kids. Somewhere, Gary Glitter is rubbing his hands together.
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