-“Alex FERGUSON (pictured) declined to comment about his side’s 1-0 defeat in the Champions League final which saw United concede in the eighth minute of stoppage time.”
- “Britain’s Andy Murray has won the Wimbledon title to cap off a great run of form.”
- “Scotland’s Andy Murray went out in the first round of Wimbledon.”
- “The world was stunned last night as an anonymous woman made claims that Tiger Woods did not have extramarital sex with her.”
- “The future of darts is in doubt as three of the top five tested positive for anabolic steroids.”
- “The Tour de France finished without controversy.”
- “Rafa Benitez remained assured fans the run of form was ‘just a blip’ as his side lost 3-1 at home to Scunthorpe in the Championship.
-“New Chairman Sheikh Suroor admitted to being a “lifelong fan”, and that it was “his dream to take the club to the top of Europe.” after completing a multi-million pound takeover of Fleetwood Town.”
-“Wayne Rooney lamented that “the individual is defined only by his relationship to the world and to other individuals; he exists only by transcending himself, and his freedom can be achieved only through the freedom of others. He justifies his existence by a movement which, like freedom, springs from his heart but which leads outside of himself.”, after Manchester United lost 1-0 away at Stoke.
-“Out-of-retirement Michael Schumacher commented that some of his younger adversaries ‘drive at reckless speeds’ and ‘just don’t give due consideration to other motorists who use the roads’ during the F1 Championships.”
- “Portsmouth have been thrown out of the Premier League due to financial irregularities. The Irish FA have applied to Premier League authorities to install the Irish national side in their place.
- “After frustrating bowlers for over a decade, Ricky Ponting has finally been captured by authorities and is due to be released back into the wild.”
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