Sexperts

Springtime, sexytime

Did you wake up this morning feeling all excited? We did - for it is the first day of semester deux, and do you know what that means? It means no more exams, no more being stuck inside because of the Big Freeze, no more watching chick flicks and secretly hoping for Mr Darcy to come and rescue you. It is time to get out there and take the matters into your own hands: if you didn't find the perfect boy or girlfriend in the autumn, now is your chance! It is officially Spring, the best season of all! Let the Sexperts tell you why that is...

1. Valentine's Day

Yes, yes, we know you all claim to hate it, with the cliched cards and expensive dinners and the overall soppy commercialised feel of it. Nobody said it was really about buying things though – so why not go back to basics and do something which is really about love and caring and doesn't depend on your bank balance? Boys, the best Valentine's day gift we could ever receive is you with nothing but a rose between your teeth....

2. The weather

The Big Freeze forced you to stay in under the duvet which was fun for a while, but now it's time to get out and about. The love-o-meter is in sync with the thermometer, as the warm spring breeze makes us hornier and hornier by the day. Do us a favour and lose the layers! The Sexperts love catching a bit of eye candy wherever we go, and let's face it, those big winter coats don't do anyone's sex-life any favours... Girls, dare to bare your legs and guys, show off those toned torsos!

3. Outdoor fun

Oh yes, this season is all about exploration in the outdoors. Leave your underwear at home and enjoy the thrill of nearly getting caught... Bath hotspots for sexercise out in the fresh air include the all-time-favourite Vicky Park with a prestigious audience from the Royal Crescent, the golf course which provides a neatly-mown mattress for practicing those hole-in-ones and the Spa's rooftop pool with breathtaking views.

4. Refresh week

Remember the time when you were drunk 24/7, your phone filled with new friends' numbers and your bedpost got more notches than ever before? For some of you, it may not have been all that long ago, but even for the more mature students, that wild week still brings a cheeky smile to your faces. The first week of semester two is the perfect time to relive that promiscuity: organise a pub crawl with your friends and let your inner fresher loose... We can already hear the birds chirping: Let the primeval mating ceremonies begin!