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Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
Perhaps the worst B- Movie ever made. Legendarily bad filmmaker Ed Wood’s masterpiece, featuring aliens who bring the dead back to life in order to wipe out the human race, this film is like three science fiction films all rolled into one, presuming that the rolling process was very damaging to the plot, acting, directing, script, editing, and cinematography.

The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)

I’ve always been attracted to the weird and unconventional. Call it perversity, call it a warped sense of my own individualism, call it whatever you like, but I can’t ignore that which is challenging, eye-catching and reaction-inducing.

Don’t Stop Believing: the Hype is Deserved

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Good news everybody! Robert Pattinson has inadvertently revealed that he’s ‘allergic to vaginas’. The floppy-haired, pasty-faced and mono-browed Twilight star revealed to Showbiz Spy that during a recent photoshoot with a glut of ladies in states of undress he felt particularly uncomfortable: “I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina.” Naturally, this is brilliant news, as it means a) girls will stop wasting their time on this moron and return our calls and b) that we get to laugh at R-Patz for making such a ridiculous statement.

Having created the world, journeyed through the wilderness, come up with a bewildering array of laws, counted everybody, killed an awful lot of people for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, laid out detailed plans for buildings, fended off attacks from heathens and finally stumbled across a remotely human character, perhaps it is time for a bit of a breather. At the start of Exodus we were more than happy to buy into this nice, slow, Disney-style story about some kid who was abandoned by his parents and who was conveniently raised in a palace by a princess of some sort.

Film: Un Prophète
Director: Jacques Audiard
Starring: Tahar Rahim